This is for you Mr. Bush...

.... who happened to visit my fine state today.

The Divorcement Movement

Attention: All family values Republicans might want to skip this posting, if you read my blog at all.

It is a fact in the U.S. that nearly all marriages end in divorce. I say this as a friend of mine is days away from his divorce being final. Although it is a sad situation, deciding that you no longer want to be with someone you loved once is a very hard thing, we, who are his friends and have been there during this three year ordeal are quite frankly very happy. I know that there are others in this situation. Come on admit it you are happy that your friend is getting a divorce finally after talking about it for so long. Divorce is sad, but maybe it doesn’t have to be.

I would like to start the following movement for all of those people who are either excited about their impending divorce or who are friends of the person who is ending a miserable situation.

Divorcement parties!

Why you should celebrate divorcement:

1. Because sometimes your friends are equally happy when you get a divorce than when you are engaged.



2. Because when you get a divorce you do end up losing stuff that you really need like pots and pans, furniture, books, etc.

People who are getting a divorce should be able to register at Target and Crate and Barrel and have Divorcement party planners just like their soon to be married counterparts.

It is just a thought.
Congratulations, man I can’t wait until you are basking in the light at the end of the tunnel!!!!!!!!!!!!